So, Pat Boone – useless, old, untalented and desperate, joins the small choir or fearful racists desperate to be able to say that Obama is not his president.

Did you know that Pat Boone writes a column for Newsmax when he’s not wallowing in his unimportance?  Here it is.

Mr. Obama, Show Us Your Birth Certificate (edited from his Newsmax column)

When you get gas — if you can still afford it to — and you want to use your credit card, you pass it into a slot checker, and still have to punch in your area ZIP code. Right? In today’s world, you have to be ready to show valid, verifiable identification for almost anything you want to buy or do.  What about applying for the most powerful, consequential, dangerous office in the world — THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES? I know; this suspicion, this question about whether Barack Hussein Barry Soetoro Obama was actually born in the United States — as the Constitution explicitly demands — has been circulating for months, since before he won the election last November. He, or somebody in his confidence, posted a supposed copy of a Hawaiian “Certification of Live Birth,” or COLB, on his presidential campaign Web site — even though a COLB, under Hawaiian rules, does not necessarily prove in-state birth. Some found the document, which does not list the hospital of birth or attending physician, to be fake. Since then, a widely known and experienced investigator, Dr. Jerome Corsi, flew to Kenya in search of a certificate of birth he had reason to believe existed there. But he was detained and stonewalled by Kenyan officials. He couldn’t obtain confirmation — but received no denial. He was just ordered to leave the country. During that same time, some reported seeing a videotaped proclamation by his paternal step-grandmother that she was in the delivery room and saw Barack H. Obama born in Mombasa, in what is now Kenya! Because of the furor and allegations, and because candidate Obama wouldn’t or couldn’t produce a valid U.S. birth certificate, an official or two were dispatched from Washington to see if one existed in Hawaii. After a brief huddled conference with a local data and statistic keeper, from which no press statements were released, there was a brief and quiet announcement that the matter was “resolved.” What does that mean? Many, who know more than I do about what actually happened, notably the United States Justice Foundation, have surmised that baby Obama’s mother, about to have her child in Kenya, had booked a flight to Hawaii but was prohibited from flying because delivery was so imminent. But soon after baby Barack was born, USJF theorizes she flew with him to Oahu and obtained some kind of “record of birth” as if he’d been born there. Now, because this Foundation and a number of other organizations have persevered in demanding to see an actual original birth certificate, a published report claims that a high level legal team has already been paid over $800,000 to block all efforts to see even the certificate that may exist, valid or original … or not. Why is this so important? Well, of course, there’s the matter of the law, and the Constitution. Even though he’s almost finished serving two terms as governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger is prohibited for from running for president because he was born in Austria. There’s just no arguing with that “natural born citizen” requirement; unless the Constitution is amended, no one can get around it. Is obeying the law important — even for our president? And consider. If, by the end of his first term, Barack Obama were proven to have been an illegitimate president, history might just hold him accountable for:  Dismantling America’s free markets  Taxing the higher-earning middle class into despondency  Spending and taxing the nation into bankruptcy  Imposing socialistic, government-run health care  Granting amnesty to multiplied millions of illegal aliens  Seriously weakening our military and encouraging our enemies  Enacting crippling and fraudulent “global warming” laws  Promoting abortion and same-sex “marriage” into permanent legitimacy  Throttling religious speech with phony “hate crimes” legislation And he wasn’t even legally entitled to be president at all. Yes, it is important, crucially and everlastingly important. America’s very future depends on the defense of, and obedience to, our basic constitutional laws. If I have to produce my passport, my driver’s license, my birth certificate, for things like leaving the country and returning, buying and selling and leasing and renting — all the things ordinary citizens are required to do all the time — why then, in the name of decency and equality, and, in the “open” and “transparent” approach to government Obama promised, should our elected leader not do the same? One thing for sure: This is not going away. More and more people are determined to get the truth, and will press to get it. Why should the president and his team stonewall this legitimate and proper request. Is there indeed something devastating to keep hidden? Hey, I have a great idea. Mr. President, show us your birth certificate.

I have a better idea.

Shut up, Pat Boone.  You’re too stupid to be having a conversation like this.  I know it must be frustrating – being a guy who stepped on the backs of talented black artists and watered down their work to make a name for yourself  - to see an African American become president.

But this is wingnut, foil hat, conspiracy theory crap, and he needs to be mocked, furiously, for spreading it.

Look at the rant – at the things Pat is unhappy about.  That’s the issue.  Not whether Obama is American – it’s that Obama isn’t the American he wants out of a president.  

You are an idiot.  And since I’ll never have the opportunity to say that to your face, I’ll say it here, and hopefully, you ego-surf enough that you’ll look up “Pat Boone” and “Hack” and find this page.

Crawl back, will you?