December 2010
14 posts
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Archie Andrews is a Douche: Obama, Palin Face-Off... →
Usually they’re three decades late to the party. I suppose it’s nice to see them suck in the same decade, but…
(CANVAS STAFF REPORTS) - Many speculate that Sarah Palin, former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican vice-presidential candidate, will be a presidential candidate in 2012.
For those who don’t want to wait to see her go head-to-head against Democratic...
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The follow up to sixteen and pregnant
Just an observation.
A few years ago, every teen girl in the world seemed to want to be a secret pop singer, an actual pop singer, or the star of a show where you could be a secret pop singer.
I get it. When I was sixteen, I wanted to be this guy:
But hey, dreams, right? I mean the best thing that happens if you pursue that dream is that maybe you learn a musical talent or find that you...
Hyperbole and a Half: The Year Kenny Loggins... →
The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas
The year I learned that Christmas did not, in fact, originate as a celebration of my amazing ability to temporarily transform into a “good” child for a few weeks was the year my grandparents took me to see their church’s nativity play. My dad’s parents were heavily involved in their church and felt that, at six years old, it was...
Dear Jihadist: Dr. Evil Called, and he called you...
“Your (Christmas) fireworks will act as an alarm for the time of our devices to blow up — devices that we, not Santa Claus, are going to offer to you as gifts, to turn your night into day and your blood into rivers,” he said in a translation provided by SITE.
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This is the reason you have to dump your starbucks thermos on your connection through Atlanta? This guy?
You...
Scary little stories about the dark side of... →
…from the military, no less, who is probably geo-tagging this post of geo-tagging.
Still worth reading.
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White Supremacist group all upset about "black...
From Crooks and Liars:
A US white supremacist group has called for a boycott of the Kenneth Branagh-directed superhero movie Thor on the grounds that a black actor has been cast in the role of a Norse god.
The Council of Conservative Citizens is upset that London-born Idris Elba, star of The Wire and BBC detective series Luther as well as a number of Hollywood films, is to play deity Heimdall...
#SDCC should stop thinking of moving to LA and... →
FROM COMICS BEAT:
Well, the test seems to have worked in that Comic-Con International was able to actually sell 1000 tickets. But it all happened so fast.
People logging into the TicketLeap site were able, after some hanging, to get in and register for tickets. But according to Jonah Weiland, who joined with others to attempt to buy tickets, within moments, a “Checkout failed: Not enough...
Interview with the guy who made "Boo Boo kills... →
It was actually done by a guy!
#NFL #Favre Interception, Favre out of game. →
Ooo. Twitter can be a touchy little bitch. →
…you make ONE crack about Robin Williams…
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Pravda's take on Sarah Palin. PRAVDA!
I have already called Sarah Palin a pith-headed bimbo from the back of beyond, in this column. I shall now go one step further. By attacking the democratically elected President of the United States of America at a sensitive time in her country’s history, she shows the tact of a boorish drunkard bawling obscenities at a funeral.
If Sarah Palin is not some kind of a massive political joke...
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Hey, Obama: Stop playing patty cake with people... →
#TCOT #P2 #TEAPARTY
So does anybody believe this turtle looking mofo - who by the way is NOT the Senate Majority leader because his party backed a few loons too many - is going to be in the mood for compromise?
What they did worked. They dragged their heels for two years and it worked. They swept from small seats in Podunk districts to sweeping the House. It doesn’t matter what side...