Today in the irrelevant Iowa Caucus:
My favorite quote, from @Huffpo
“And there are still undecided Iowa voters, whose choices could causes unexpected results. Greg Holmes, a 45-year-old prison guard who lives in Marshalltown, attended events with Bachmann and Perry on Thursday. He said he is still undecided, although he thinks Romney, Bachmann and Perry are the most electable.”
“Until Tuesday he plans to read up on each candidate and see them when he can. He said he will make his choice at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, when the caucuses begin.”
In other words:
“Everybody’s playing patty cake with us until Wednesday morning, so I’m gonna milk it for all it’s worth. Now, which of you dimwits wants to buy me another corn dog?!?”
