“And Yes, Chuck Grassley, you disingenuous wrinkled sack of horse crap, you can tweet about this right now. I didn’t even know the Jitterbug allowed for tweeting. Do the big buttons make it easier, because half the time you sound like somebody shook Grandpa Simpson out of a horrible dream. Could somebody tap him on his shoulder and let him know I am speaking to him? Yes. You. Turn up your hearing aid – WE. ARE. DONE. Nothing? Nothing getting through? Can somebody sign that for him? Or write it in gigantic letters like it’s one of those crossword puzzles in big print that he probably works while he’s watching his stories?”