Jesus, the media want this thing to be over, don’t they?
Four states. Iowa with it’s non binding caucus, New Hampshire with it’s… tinyness, South Carolina with it’s right-wing lunacy and then Florida which is own bag of cats.
FOUR.
Now admittedly, there were five thousand Republican debates, so that probably made it seem like this thing has been going on forever, but it hasn’t. And while the first big state with a diverse population has weighed in… this is where it stands:
So even if you buy the idea that Mitt is getting 50 delegates (There’s a debate as to whether they should go proportional), Nevada and Maine each have more delegates than Florida and they are coming up.
So what’s the rush?
Yes, I have a horse in this race. A partisan one. I love watching Gingrich go after Romney like a crazed wolverine, because I do not like the idea that Mitt thinks he can just buy his way into the oval office. He spent 16.7 million in Florida alone (him and his Super Pac). I love watching Mitt go from being mean, to soft, to confused, to singing the elderly to sleep.
And yes, I love that the Republicans are the ones bearing the brunt and the horror of this “Citizens United” ruling which states corporations are people, which is why a corporation of one person was able to give Newt Gingrich $10 million dollars.
But more importantly, why should three tiny states and one big one that caters to very specific issues get to close the deal on this?
They shouldn’t. And I’d be saying that whether this was a Republican Primary or a Democratic Primary.
If there’s even a chance I’m going any of these four still running in the primaries could be president (HAHAHAH! Santorum, Paul… No chance. But needed to say it), I want to know them on a cellular level.
There are 46 other states out there who deserve to have their balls cupped by the Republican of their choice. Gentlemen - at least Romney and Gingrich for now - start your cupping.
Santorum, you might want to get a latex glove.
Dig this quote from the lunatic in the sweater vest who walks like a man.
I was so outraged by the president of the United States for standing up and saying every child in America should go to college. Well who are you? Who are you to say that every child in America should [go to college]? I mean, the hubris of this president to think that he knows what’s best.
I have seven kids. Maybe they will all go to college. But if one of my kids wants to go and be an auto-mechanic, good for him. That’s a good paying job: using your hands, using your mind. This is the kind of snobbery that we see from those who think they know how to run our lives. Rise up America, defend your own freedoms. And overthrow these folks who think they know how to orchestrate every aspect of your lives.
Outraged? Really?
Then you’re probably the same ignorant hillbilly who wants to know “Who does Michelle Obama think she is” asking our kids to be healthy.
Yes, how dare the President want every child to be educated as best they can and to have every opportunity that can be afforded them? What a d*ck!
“Hubris.” “Snobbery.” What’s the matter, can’t say “Uppity?” Afraid it might come out “Blah?”
“Rise Up, America!” - Did you find that in KKK literature?
Nobody’s telling your child he or she can’t be an auto-mechanic. But if that auto-mechanic could have been a doctor, or a physicist, or found a cure for something… and never got the opportunity, that’s a bad thing.
(Unless that person is a woman, I guess, in which case, Santorum would expect her to stay at home and raise a litter.)
This man is poison.
This man is insane.
This man shouldn’t be allowed near anything with a big red button - be it the nuclear codes or the one at Staples that says “Easy.”
“Who are you to say every child in America should go to college?” Yes, America. ’Eff you and whatever dreams and opportunity you might have.
Rick Santorum might need his car fixed.
Hey, New Hampshire. South Carolina. Put this idiot out of our misery, will you?
I just love this so much. Kudos!
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Please. That’s like a post going “Movie Shock: Michael Bay Blows Things Up.”
The shock would have been had he been respected for his service and treated like a human being because of his sexual orientation.
Wake me when one of these people becomes the person that needs to be defeated, will you? Because I don’t have the stomach for this.
