Jesus, the media want this thing to be over, don’t they?
Four states. Iowa with it’s non binding caucus, New Hampshire with it’s… tinyness, South Carolina with it’s right-wing lunacy and then Florida which is own bag of cats.
FOUR.
Now admittedly, there were five thousand Republican debates, so that probably made it seem like this thing has been going on forever, but it hasn’t. And while the first big state with a diverse population has weighed in… this is where it stands:
So even if you buy the idea that Mitt is getting 50 delegates (There’s a debate as to whether they should go proportional), Nevada and Maine each have more delegates than Florida and they are coming up.
So what’s the rush?
Yes, I have a horse in this race. A partisan one. I love watching Gingrich go after Romney like a crazed wolverine, because I do not like the idea that Mitt thinks he can just buy his way into the oval office. He spent 16.7 million in Florida alone (him and his Super Pac). I love watching Mitt go from being mean, to soft, to confused, to singing the elderly to sleep.
And yes, I love that the Republicans are the ones bearing the brunt and the horror of this “Citizens United” ruling which states corporations are people, which is why a corporation of one person was able to give Newt Gingrich $10 million dollars.
But more importantly, why should three tiny states and one big one that caters to very specific issues get to close the deal on this?
They shouldn’t. And I’d be saying that whether this was a Republican Primary or a Democratic Primary.
If there’s even a chance I’m going any of these four still running in the primaries could be president (HAHAHAH! Santorum, Paul… No chance. But needed to say it), I want to know them on a cellular level.
There are 46 other states out there who deserve to have their balls cupped by the Republican of their choice. Gentlemen - at least Romney and Gingrich for now - start your cupping.
Santorum, you might want to get a latex glove.
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