I just love this so much. Kudos!
Left to right:
Sleepy, Nutty, Puffy, Flip-Floppy, Gropey, Drunky, Grumpy and Who-The-Hell-Is-That-Y.
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But what we knew of ye, we the ye apparently didn’t like.
Whether it’s your past insinuations that Texas could secede from the union, or the fact that - as many have pointed out - we tried “Loose Canon Texas Governor” before and we all saw how that worked out…
Maybe your anti-vaccination rants or catering to insane parts of the Tea Party?
All we can tell is every time you opened your mouth and talked, a few more people got that ”ew, I threw up a little” taste in their mouth. Check it:
So, I guess: Thanks. Thanks for popping your head out of the gopher hole for 12 seconds and giving us a few laughs.
And by all means, keep swinging. You’re fun to watch, like when one of those guys in “Jackass” gets his junk kicked by an angry mule. But… in so far as actually seeing your name on the ballot? Sorry dude. Time to find another dream.
Might I suggest cartoon acting?
“The minute that the Republican Party becomes the party — the anti-science party, we have a huge problem. We lose a whole lot of people who would otherwise allow us to win the election in 2012.”
— Jon Huntsman, in an interview with ABC News, ripping his GOP rivals on evolution and global warming.
I want to believe it. I do. That somewhere in this pack of lunatics there’s one Republican candidate who is willing to live in this decade, and not try to roll things back to the Scopes Monkey Trial.
He will be ignored by the media, because he isn’t threatening to “Go Texas” on anybody, or fire drones at illegal aliens, or screaming that the President is a socialist, or suggest his impeachment.
Not exciting, not inciting. So he is, I am more than certain, doomed.
It was nice to meet you, moderate conservative in the middle of Hurricane TeaBag.
You will be missed.
