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    Romney wins loonfest 2012 by - are you ready - saying what he thinks what they wanted to hear:

    Well, he got his talking points, he was programmed to speak to the fringe and it worked!  By seven whole percent.  

    Romney defended his one term as governor of Massachusetts, saying he erased a large deficit to balance the budget, eliminated government agencies and applied the lessons of private enterprise to running the state government.

    By being a moderate.  Shh!  He’s a right wing loon now… here’s hopping everybody forgot.

    “I want to get my hands on Washington, DC,” Romney said.

    I hope he means the city instead of this guy:

    Photo of George Washington

    Because otherwise that’s gonna muddy the whole “I’m a homophobe just like you” message he spent crapping out this week.

    More fun with Mitt:

    He detailed a laundry list of pledges to the crowd about social issues, saying that if elected president he would fight for a constitutional amendment defining marriage as between one man and one woman,

    At least this week.

    that he would reinstate the Mexico City policy, that he would cut off funding for the United Nations Population Fund — which he said “supports China’s barbaric One Child Policy”

    Hmm.  Seems like he’s already on the path to making friends globally.  Any things else?

    — and that he would cut off federal funding for Planned Parenthood.

    Unless women have a problem with that, and considering they vote more than men, I would imagine this softens too.

    But congratulations, Rombag!  At least today, in the little petrie dish of fear mongering, you are KING OF THE LOONS!  

    Try not to suck in Maine, ‘kay?