Jackass.
“I don’t believe breast cancer research is advanced by funding an organization that does abortions where you’ve seen ties to cancer and abortions,” said a hoarse Santorum on “Fox News Sunday.”
In fact, a 2007 study published by the Archives of Internal Medicine studying 105,716 women found no link between breast cancer and abortions. Abortion services account for about three percent of Planned Parenthood’s activities, while cancer screening and prevention accounts for 16 percent.
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum sounded off on the Susan G. Komen for the Cure decision to cut off funds to Planned Parenthood for breast exams, which it reversed in part Friday.
First, lets be clear, Komen reversed nothing. They bought themselves time and space by saying they’ll review it. But as long as Karen Handel is making decisions, it’s not going to happen. So prepare for that.
Second, I call douche. He’ll deny climate change, but back this “science?” How convinient.
While I enjoy the chaos going on in the Republican nomination process, I want this guy on the next boat to “You’re a jackass, please crawl back into your hole” ville.
You’re probably thinking “where are the jokes?”
My answer: I’ll throw you punchlines when there’s something worth spinning into something amusing. Tragedy + Time = Comedy. Right now, every time he opens his mouth, it’s tragedy.
He tarnishes every intelligent, compassionate Christian who walks this planet.
Back to the 1650s, you lunatic Quaker.
